So, apparently, a 19 year old guy, was charged with rape later this month. For reenacting Fifty Shades of Grey.

For those of you who are not up to speed on what exactly Fifty Shades of Grey is, it’s a weird sex movie. Based of a book. Not just any book, a nasty, sex, Twilight fan fiction, rapey book. It follows the story of Ana and..actually, you know what, fuck it, it’s literally a buff dude and a hot girl hitting each other, yelling, biting lips and fucking. That’s literally the entire movie. There’s nothing else to it.

Well, later this month, 19 year old Mohammah Hossain was charged with aggravated criminal sexual assault and ordered held on $500,000 bail at Cook County Jail following the alleged incident. The prosecuters are saying he tied up with belts, covered her eyes, ball gagged her, began whipping her, then raped her. Nasty stuff, right? Well, Mohammah doesn’t think so. He says it was normal and that he considered them “friends with benefits”. Yeah, this guy actually said that in court. As of now, the victim found “no probable cause”, and the only punishment Mohammah is facing is not being allowed back at the school.
I mean, there’s really liking a movie, and then there’s this, Mohammah.

Speaking of rape, you should check out our awesome Fifty Shades of Grey drinking game. You can check it out here. http://cinesmashed.com/movie/fifty-shades-of-grey-2015