Newman from Seinfeld screws over an up-and-coming theme park. Reminiscent of my first time playing RollerCoaster Tycoon.
Take a drink when:
- Richard Attenborough has spared no expense.
- Jeff Goldblum acts smarmy.
- Someone hates kids.
- You see a new dinosaur.
- Laura Dern is willing to get her hands dirty.
- Sam Neill is reluctant to do something.
- Jeff Goldblum talks to himself.
Take a shot when:
- It is stated, or you see that, “Life finds a way.”
- A dinosaur kills a human.
- Scary velociraptors sounds.
Pour one out:
- For outdated technology references.