Jurrasic park minimalist poster drinking game

Jurassic Park

Newman from Seinfeld screws over an up-and-coming theme park. Reminiscent of my first time playing RollerCoaster Tycoon.

Take a drink when:

  • Richard Attenborough has spared no expense.
  • Jeff Goldblum acts smarmy.
  • Someone hates kids.
  • You see a new dinosaur.
  • Laura Dern is willing to get her hands dirty.
  • Sam Neill is reluctant to do something.
  • Jeff Goldblum talks to himself.

Take a shot when:

  • It is stated, or you see that, “Life finds a way.”
  • A dinosaur kills a human.

Chug when:

  • Scary velociraptors sounds.

Pour one out:

  • For outdated technology references.