Chappie (2015)

Summary: I have nothing funny to say about this one. It's sad and it's got robots.

Take a drink when:

  • Chappie takes something too seriously.
  • Chappie says what his name is.
  • Someone bullies Chappie (awww)
  • Someone tells Chappie he’s the black sheep, or any variation of it.

Take a shot when:

  • Chappie bumps fists with someone.
  • Chappie is more human than an actual human.
  • A sly reference to child molestation is made.

Chug when:

  • When something is wayyyy too similar to RoboCop.

Pour one out:

  • For 2460- I mean Hugh Jackman’s, mullet.