The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Summary: Sean Connery and Darth Vader's love child terrorizes Gotham and Batman moves to France. (How did he get out of that pit anyway?)

Take a drink when:

  • Catwomen steals something
  • Every time Bruce tries to climb out of the pit of hell
  • When a character appears from a¬†past batman movie.
  • For every new fancy gadget.
  • Whenever you wish there were more new fancy gadgets.
  • When you wonder why there’s cable tv in the pit of hell.

Take a shot when:

  • Hines Ward¬†realizes what just happened.

Chug when:

  • Batman finally shows up.
  • The duration of Alfreds death speech.

Pour one out:

  • When Bane breaks Batman’s back.