Die Hard (1988)

Summary: The first, and best, of the 9 part series on how not to live strong.

Take a drink when:

  • Someone is killed.
  • You see or hear ‘Nakatomi’.
  • You see Christmas decorations.
  • You hear ‘Ode to Joy’.

Take a shot when:

  • Someone speaks German.
  • Someone says ‘cowboy’.

Chug when:

  • You hear ‘yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker’.

Pour one out:

  • Terrorism.