Take a drink when:
- Somebody stares intently and bites their lip.
- Somebody gets blindfolded.
- Someone refers to being, or having, a god or goddess.
- The buff dude takes his shirt off…Wait, haven’t I seen this somewhere before?
Take a shot when:
- They use “props” to help with their deviant sex. Nasty.
- An elevator scene appears. Oh, god, the elevator scene…
- Somebody tells someone to eat more.
- The buff dude asks about the contract.
Pour one out:
- For the fact that I’d actually prefer to watch Twilight than this.