Forrest Gump (1994)

Summary: What's worse than getting friend-zoned your whole life? Getting friend-zoned, thinking you're out of it, but actually just getting AIDS.

Take a drink when:

  • There’s a shot of Forrest on a bench.
  • Forrest meets someone famous.
  • Forrest mentions something his mama always said.
  • Anyone asks Forrest if he’s stupid.
  • Forrest is inserted into footage from a major historical event.
  • Forrest says “Mama.”
  • Forrest starts running.

Take a shot when:

  • Alabama is mentioned.
  • Forrest moons the president.

Pour one out:

  • For Jenny.