Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Summary: Hearts are broken. Guns are shot. Orders are disobeyed. Sometimes, you have to get knee deep in the shit.

Take a drink when:

  • Somebody accuses someone of being gay.
  • Private Joker makes a joke.
  • A main character dies.
  • Somebody is racist.
  • Joker’s peace sign and helmet are referenced and questioned.

Take a shot when:

  • It cuts to a scene of the unit doing a call-and-response chant.
  • The Rifleman’s Creed is recited.

Chug when:

  • Private Pyle eats something.

Pour one out:

  • For Sgt. Hartman.