Furious 7 (2015)

Summary: A movie about family, love and HUGE EXPLOSIONS!!!!

Take a drink when:

  • Someone mentions¬†family
  • Something¬†explodes
  • A barbecue scene
  • Something is really dramatic, but the next scene, nothing changes
  • “Everything changes”

Take a shot when:

  • Vin Diesel looks up, smiles and cracks a one-liner
  • They claim to be the best in the world at something

Chug when:

  • Someone jumps from a car
  • A car that is literally destroyed still works

Pour one out:

  • Paul Walker. We miss you, buddy!