Gladiator (2000)

Summary: Tyrants are weepy; heroes are angry; Joaquin Phoenix is still weird.

Take a drink when:

  • Someone dies.
  • Commodus acts creepy or does something dastardly.
  • Someone says something epic.
  • Anyone says ‚ÄúSpaniard.”
  • You see and exotic animal.

Take a shot when:

  • Someone endures a flesh would.
  • Things get real weird.
  • If you’ve ever seen this.

Chug when:

  • Maximus makes a speech.

Pour one out:

  • The ending.