Take a drink when:
- Someone dies.
- Commodus acts creepy or does something dastardly.
- Someone says something epic.
- Anyone says “Spaniard.”
- You see and exotic animal.
Take a shot when:
- Someone endures a flesh would.
- Things get real weird.
- If you’ve ever seen this.
Chug when:
- Maximus makes a speech.
Pour one out:
- The ending.