Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)

Summary: It's alright, but no John Cusack.

Take a drink when:

  • You slowly start to question, “Maybe John Cuscak….isn’t in this movie?”
  • A dick is shown. Any dick.
  • A dick joke is made. Any dick joke.
  • Everytime a song or something is stolen from the future.

Take a shot when:

  • A part would have been better with Cusack.
  • A part would have been worse with Cuscak.

Chug when:

  • Someone bangs.
  • America happens.

Pour one out:

  • For John Cusack’s dignity.