Take a drink when:
- You slowly start to question, “Maybe John Cuscak….isn’t in this movie?”
- A dick is shown. Any dick.
- A dick joke is made. Any dick joke.
- Everytime a song or something is stolen from the future.
Take a shot when:
- A part would have been better with Cusack.
- A part would have been worse with Cuscak.
- Someone bangs.
- America happens.
Pour one out:
- For John Cusack’s dignity.