Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Summary: The exciting conclusion to the first two parts, now only three and a half hours long! (Spoiler: a king returns.)

Take a drink when:

  • Gollum says ‘My Precious!’
  • Gimli and Legolas argue.
  • Someone uses magic.
  • A villain dies.

Take a shot when:

  • The Army of the Dead is conjured.
  • The Nazgul scream.
  • Something cliche is said about the ring’s power.

Chug when:

  • You think of how disgusting the Mouth of Sauron’s teeth are.
  • Someone is crowned.

Pour one out:

  • For Frodo’s finger.