Take a drink when:
- Gollum is winning the argument.
- Gandalf is being awesomely awesome in his awesome awesomeness.
- You see the Burning Eye.
- Merry and Pippin play hide and seek in Fangorn Forrest.
- Someone drinks.
- Someone speaks in a language other than English.
- Legolas restates a fact or says something obvious.
- There is a closeup of the ring.
Take a shot when:
- Smeagol is winning the argument.
- Merry and Pippin are funny.
- Humans play ‘Pass the Hobbit’.
- Gandalf saves the day
Pour one out:
- For Gandalf.