Take a drink when:
- Paul falls and that’s the entire joke.
- Paul Blart gets beat up.
- Paul Blart does something a fat guy would do.
- Paul Blart falls on something.
Take a shot when:
- An exaggerated noise is played.
- You start to think the movie is just a parody of itself.
- Someone mentions the Wynn Resort.
Pour one out:
- For yourself. You deserve it.