Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Summary: The first one was so good, so a sequel was in order. Die Hard 2. Terminator 2. Oh, sorry, I was naming movies that have nothing on this one.

Take a drink when:

  • Paul falls and that’s the entire joke.
  • Paul Blart gets beat up.
  • Paul Blart does something a fat guy would do.
  • Paul Blart falls on something.

Take a shot when:

  • An exaggerated noise is played.
  • You start to think the movie is just a parody of itself.

Chug when:

  • Someone mentions the Wynn Resort.

Pour one out:

  • For yourself. You deserve it.