Take a drink when:
- Anyone says “As you wish” or “True love.”
- Vizzini says “Inconceivable!”
- Inigo says, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- You catch yourself quoting the movie.
- Fred Savage interrupts the story.
- You actually see the king. (Not Prince Humperdinck. The old guy.)
- It’s shown that Westley has no control of his limbs.
- Anybody references Andre the Giant’s size/imposing figure.
Take a shot when:
- Westley says “As you wish, Buttercup.”
- Anyone dies (for real).
- You encounter fire traps.
- You encounter sand pits.
- You encounter rodents of unusual size.
Pour one out: