The Princess Bride (1987)

Summary: My name is Inigo Montoya... It is your birthday... Prepare to get crunk.

Take a drink when:

  • Anyone says “As you wish” or “True love.”
  • Vizzini says “Inconceivable!”
  • Inigo says, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
  • You catch yourself quoting the movie.
  • Fred Savage interrupts the story.
  • You actually see the king. (Not Prince Humperdinck. The old guy.)
  • It’s shown that Westley has no control of his limbs.
  • Anybody references Andre the Giant’s size/imposing figure.
  • Mawwiage

Take a shot when:

  • Westley says “As you wish, Buttercup.”
  • Anyone dies (for real).
  • You encounter fire traps.
  • You encounter sand pits.
  • You encounter rodents of unusual size.

Pour one out:

  • For true love.