Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

Summary: A bad guy turns good, then bad, then good, then bad again. Set your phasers to drunk .

Take a drink when:

  • Every time Spock says something logical yet chock-full of smart-ass savvy.
  • Anytime The Enterprise jumps into warp/the crew beams on or off the ship.
  • Anytime somebody tragically sheds a tear.
  • Someone is using a flip phone.
  • Spock and Kirk look like they’re about to kiss.

Take a shot when:

  • Whenever Kirk calls Spock an adorable new nickname.
  • Each time you see Benedict Cumberbatch giving a flinty-eyed stare.

Chug when:

  • Whenever someone is falling.

Pour one out:

  • For the death of a bromance. You’ll know when.