Take a drink when:
- Every time Spock says something logical yet chock-full of smart-ass savvy.
- Anytime The Enterprise jumps into warp/the crew beams on or off the ship.
- Anytime somebody tragically sheds a tear.
- Someone is using a flip phone.
- Spock and Kirk look like they’re about to kiss.
Take a shot when:
- Whenever Kirk calls Spock an adorable new nickname.
- Each time you see Benedict Cumberbatch giving a flinty-eyed stare.
- Whenever someone is falling.
Pour one out:
- For the death of a bromance. You’ll know when.