Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Summary: Forced references, awful special effects, and Dennis Hopper. Yeah, that's the Mario I know.

Take a drink when:

  • Something┬ámakes you go, “That wasn’t in the game!”.
  • There’s some really cheesy special effects.
  • There’s pre-9/11 twin tower awkwardness.
  • Mario & Luigi are confused.
  • Somebody refers to “The Fungus”.
  • Someone is turned into a Goomba.

Take a shot when:

  • Yoshi is shown on screen.
  • Somebody uses a Bob-omb.
  • You see Dennis Hopper

Chug when:

  • Mario & Luigi actually do some plumbing.

Pour one out:

  • For all the kids who saw this movie opening night and expected something good.