Take a drink when:
- Something makes you go, “That wasn’t in the game!”.
- There’s some really cheesy special effects.
- There’s pre-9/11 twin tower awkwardness.
- Mario & Luigi are confused.
- Somebody refers to “The Fungus”.
- Someone is turned into a Goomba.
Take a shot when:
- Yoshi is shown on screen.
- Somebody uses a Bob-omb.
- You see Dennis Hopper
Chug when:
- Mario & Luigi actually do some plumbing.
Pour one out:
- For all the kids who saw this movie opening night and expected something good.