Transformers (2007)

Summary: Aside from shameless product placement, lame jokes, and lack of coherent action editing, Transformers is really quite awesome.

Take a drink when:

  • A Transformer references the internet.
  • Anyone calls Sam “boy.”
  • A robot blows something up.
  • Megan Fox looks hot.
  • Someone says the word “Allspark.”

Take a shot when:

  • There is an obvious product placement.
  • Megatron dies (don’t worry, he’s coming back).

Chug when:

  • Shia LaBeouf actually gets to kiss a girl (not his mother).



Take a drink anytime anything transforms.