Take a drink when:
- A Transformer references the internet.
- Anyone calls Sam “boy.”
- A robot blows something up.
- Megan Fox looks hot.
- Someone says the word “Allspark.”
Take a shot when:
- There is an obvious product placement.
- Megatron dies (don’t worry, he’s coming back).
- Shia LaBeouf actually gets to kiss a girl (not his mother).
Take a drink anytime anything transforms.