Wolf Of Wall Street (2013)

Summary: Best infomercial for debauchery yet.

Take a drink when:

  • When someone says the F word. (Just kidding, you would die)
  • Leo raises his voice and proceeds to scream at the top of his lungs.
  • You see a new example of extravagance.
  • Anyone snorts anything.
  • Midgets are referenced.

Take a shot when:

  • You think Jonah Hill’s teeth are weird.
  • There is mayhem on the trading floor.

Chug when:

  • Foreshadowing happens.

Pour one out:

  • For not majoring in finance.