Take a drink when:
- Homer eats food.
- Homer fucks something up.
- Lisa talks about her love.
- Homer says D’oh or any variant of D’oh.
- Homer says “Alaska”.
Take a shot when:
- The fourth wall is broken.
- Colin tells Lisa his dad’s not Bono.
Chug when:
- The dome is placed over Springfield.
Pour one out:
- For ol’ Itchy and Scratchy.