Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Summary: A popular movie based upon a comic book- matching the likes of Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass 2 and Scott Pilgrim.

Take a drink when:

  • Somebody is overly British/uses British slang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, crumpets and tea.
  • The movie makes you want to buy a suit.
  • Somebody says “eggsy” and it sounds outright stupid.
  • Something explodes. Drink up.
  • Somebody’s training goes wrong.
  • There’s a throwback to James Bond, specifically, the Roger Moore era.

Take a shot when:

  • “Pomp and Circumstance” plays.

Chug when:

  • Obama’s head explodes.

Pour one out:

  • For the heads injured in the making of this film.