Take a drink when:
- Someone is killed.
- You see or hear ‘Nakatomi’.
- You see Christmas decorations.
- You hear ‘Ode to Joy’.
Take a shot when:
- Someone speaks German.
- Someone says ‘cowboy’.
Chug when:
- You hear ‘yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker’.
Pour one out:
- Terrorism.