Avengers (2012)

Summary: Earth's mightiest heroes attempt to achieve something Superman couldn't: box office dominance.

Take a drink when:

  • The Tesseract is shown in a scene
  • Joss lovingly lingers on Captain America’s ass
  • Loki smiles his Sanest Man Alive smile
  • Nick Fury makes sweeping dramatic statements
  • Tony nicknames someone
  • The Waitress Of Destiny shows up
  • Steve doesn’t get a reference

Take a shot when:

  • Steve gets a reference
  • Bruce hulks out
  • Loki tricks Thor
  • Coulson is stabbed
  • Tony jokes about performance issues
  • Hulk beats the shit out of Loki

Chug when:

  • Stan Lee shows up

Pour one out:

  • For Stanton