Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Summary: Tina you fat lard, come try this drinking game.

Take a drink when:

  • It’s time to dance.
  • Someone sighs.
  • Someone runs away.
  • Kip “chatting with hot babes”

Take a shot when:

  • Someone says: Quesadilla, Tots, Liger, or Tina.
  • “Do the chickens have large talons?”

Chug when:

  • Kip turns the time machine.

Pour one out:

  • For all those times you quoted this movie before puberty.